Some say that Freddie is a myth. But you and I, we know the truth.
We know that Freddie has always walked among us—from the frozen tundra on down to the swamps of Okefenokee, from the dawn of man on into the unseeable future.
He’s a wily creature, and not everyone is ready to see something so strange and unusual.
That’s why we’ve partnered with our friends at Reply All. They’re on high alert, ready to let you know when the next Freddie appears. When he does, we’ll send one your way. You just gotta act fast.
It took years of experimentation to create these Freddies and only a few moments for them to disappear.
But if you missed out, there’s still hope.
Stay tuned to Reply All for news of Freddie's whereabouts.
Farewell for now, and good luck!